Five.

I went to get my very first bikini wax today. I think I would have rather eaten a bug, but I did it anyway. The lady was very nice and didn't even mind that I called her names! I took my mom with me so I could squeeze her hand (I KNOW I'M LAME, OKAY?), and I think that I broke it. She was laughing the entire time. I told her I'm going to buy her one for her birthday and we'll see who's laughing then.

I'm slowly getting ready for my trip up north to San Francisco. I have a lot of packing to do. I have to go get another GPS unit because mine is broken. :( I rescued my dress and a DVD from my mom's house today. We went to get Macaroni Grill and Coldstone's.

Speaking of Coldstone's... If you can eat an entire LARGE Coldstone's in one sitting and you are under three hundred pounds, I would like to shake your hand.

I learned my insurance expired two months ago. It makes getting medication and doctor visits difficult, so I had to be the adult in the family and spend about an hour and a half on the phone. We still don't have any, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that nothing happens to anyone in my family.

And now I'm falling asleep on my keyboard with my glasses digging into my face. This worked better than I thought.